Pappy’s Quiz
Which member of sketch troupe Pappy’s are you most like?*
How would you describe yourself?
a) A tragic geek
b) A self-obsessed simpleton
c) A ludicrous goonHow often do you like to get naked in public?
a) A bit
b) A bit
c) Whenever possibleWhich celebrity do you look most like?
a) Jarvis Cocker
b) Rupert Grint
c) Karl PilkingtonDo you have a defining feature?
a) Yes. I am short and wear glasses.
b) Yes. Floppy hair covering big ears.
c) I get naked a lot.What are you a big fan of?
a) Nandos.
b) Girls.
c) Nudity.Results:
If you answered mostly As - You are Matthew Crosby!
If you answered mostly Bs - You are Ben Clark!
If you answered mostly Cs - You are Tom Parry!
*This is, of course, entirely unaccurate. Answers are based on fleeting moments of material on stage and a few Tweets. Matthew Crosby does love Nandos, though.
I answered mostly As.